we're not in cali anymore...

2011-10-15T02:06:00.000-05:00

Hmmmmm its been awhile since I've been here...wondering if I should give it another go or not

something beatiful...donna

2009-11-24T19:12:00.004-05:00

i can honestly say that in every single picture i've seen of this gorgeous woman there's one thing she always does...smiles. and not just any smile either...a beautiful, radiant, inviting smile. if you're lucky enough to look deep into her mesmerizing eyes you will instantly be drawn to her strength and independence...with her eyes she can touch your soul...and after just a moment with her you will want her to. she's alluring, captivating, enchanting...all those words of love and beauty that somehow still doesn't quite capture or accurately express how amazing this woman is...she is definitely something beautiful...

sound of madness...

2009-11-16T13:42:00.002-05:00

Yeah, I get it,

You're an outcast.

Always under attack.

Always coming in last,

Bringing up the past.

No one owes you anything.

I think you need a shotgun blast,

A kick in the ass,

So paranoid. . .Watch your back!!

Oh my, here we go...

Another loose cannon gone bi-polar

Slipped down, couldn't get much lower.

Quicksand's got no sense of humor.

I'm still laughing like hell.

You think that the cryin to me,

Looking so sorry that

I'm gonna believe,

You've been infected by a social disease.

Well, then take your medicine.

I created the Sound of Madness.

Wrote the book on pain.

Somehow I'm still here,

To explain,

That the darkest hour never comes in the night.

You can sleep with a gun.

When you gonna wake up and fight...

for yourself?

I'm so sick of this tombstone mentality,

If there's an afterlife,

Then it'll set you free.

But I'm not gonna part the seas

You're a self-fulfilling prophecy.

You think that cryin to me,

Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe,

You've been infected by a social disease.

Well, then take your medicine.

I created the Sound of Madness.

Wrote the book on pain.

Somehow I'm still here,

To explain,

That the darkest hour never comes in the night.

You can sleep with a gun.

When you gonna wake up and fight...

for yourself?

separated at birth...

2009-11-15T09:38:00.003-05:00

one is tyra banks...the other is sam, the worlds ugliest dog (now fortunately deceased)...can you tell which is which? makes you wonder who spawned these beastly little freaks of nature...

three little birds...

2009-11-15T08:59:00.003-05:00

Don't worry about a thing

cause every little thing is gonna be alright

don't worry about a thing

every little thing is gonna be alright

Rise up this morning

smiled with the rising sun

three little birds

pitch by my door step

singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true

saying, this is my message to you:

don't worry about a thing

cause every little thing is gonna be alright

don't worry about a thing

every little thing is gonna be alright...

it's a strange desire...but an inflicting wound...

2007-06-02T01:50:00.000-05:00

THIS IS HOW I'M WIRED...

i am DEEPER than you think...

if you would like to Contradict me, i'm game...

i can most likely figure you out within 5 minutes of having a conversation with you...

i hunger to be an obstruction of your mind...

i thirst for you to figure me out...

you have now entered my masquerade...

you can uncover your facade...

i would never betray the ones i love...

i value my family and those who are REAL...

i like to be fascinated by the anomalous...

i am constantly thinking...

i have Loved...Lost...and Learned...

the three things that every soul should feel...

i yearn for those that put a smile on my face...

i crave for the one that will give to me what i will give back...

i do not belong in anyone's Virus...

Satisifaction is found on my own...

don't Lust for what you See...

Desire what you know...

so cruel...

2007-04-14T01:03:00.000-05:00

We crossed the line
Who pushed who over?
It doesn't matter to you
It matters to me

We're cut adrift
But still floating
I'm only hanging on
To watch you go down...my love

I disappeared in you
You disappeared from me
I gave you everything you ever wanted
It wasn't what you wanted

The men who love you, you hate the most
They pass through you like a ghost
They look for you but your spirit is in the air
Baby...you're nowhere

You say in love there are no rules
Sweetheart
You're so cruel

Desparation is a tender trap
It gets you every time
You put your lips to her lips
To stop the lie

Her skin is pale like God's only dove
Screams like an angel for your love
Then she makes you watch her from above
And you need her like a drug

You say in love there are no rules
Sweetheart
You're so cruel

She wears my love
Like a see-through dress
Her lips say one thing
Her movements something else
Oh love
Like a screaming flower
Love
Dying every hour

And you don't know if it's fear or desire
Danger of a drug that takes you higher?
Head of heaven
Fingers in the mire

Her heart is racing... you can't keep up
The night is bleeding like a cut
Between the horses of love and lust
In a trampled underfoot

You say in love there are no rules
Sweetheart
You're so cruel

To stay with you I'd be a fool
Sweetheart
You're so cruel.

Happy π (Pi) Day...

2007-03-14T03:14:00.000-05:00

so today is π Day...ya know...march 14th...3/14...3.14...i know...how exciting!!! i read an article in the newspaper (that thing they print and it mysteriously appears on your front yard every morning...if you still do that...does anybody still?)...anyways...i read this article in the newspaper about π Day being today and how all these really cool people just love everything π...how they jerk off about how many digits they can memorize...did ya know the current record is something like 67,000? took the guy 24 hours to recite it for the cameras using 8 videotapes for the guiness book of world records...i guess π is something like a trillion decimal places so only getting to 67,000 seems kinda low really...but still. the guy that has the record in the states only got to 10,000 digits...i guess for some odd reason we here in the states don't really like the number thing all that much...unless you go to MIT...they love it there...but then again it is MIT...and dont forget...the geeks shall inherit the earth. and the guys advice if you decide to start memorizing the number...dont tell other people you're doing this...just keep it a secret...not your wife or your friends or anybody...hmmm...i wonder why? but if you're one of those wacky people that just loves π and wants to learn some digits heres a few to get you going...Happy π Day!

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209
749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132
823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019
385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756
482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133
936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540
917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116
094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744
623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624
406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171
762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857
713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710
507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297
747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963
185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710
100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904
287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268
066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010654858632788
659361533818279682303019520353018529689957736225994138912
497217752834791315155748572424541506959508295331168617278
558890750983817546374649393192550604009277016711390098488
240128583616035637076601047101819429555961989467678374494
482553797747268471040475346462080466842590694912933136770
289891521047521620569660240580381501935112533824300355876
402474964732639141992726042699227967823547816360093417216
412199245863150302861829745557067498385054945885869269956
909272107975093029553211653449872027559602364806654991198
818347977535663698074265425278625518184175746728909777727
938000816470600161452491921732172147723501414419735685481
613611573525521334757418494684385233239073941433345477624
168625189835694855620992192221842725502542568876717904946
016534668049886272327917860857843838279679766814541009538
837863609506800642251252051173929848960841284886269456042
419652850222106611863067442786220391949450471237137869609
563643719172874677646575739624138908658326459958133904780
275900994657640789512694683983525957098258226205224894077
267194782684826014769909026401363944374553050682034962524
517493996514314298091906592509372216964615157098583874105
978859597729754989301617539284681382686838689427741559918
559252459539594310499725246808459872736446958486538367362
226260991246080512438843904512441365497627807977156914359
977001296160894416948685558484063534220722258284886481584
560285060168427394522674676788952521385225499546667278239
864565961163548862305774564980355936345681743241125150760
694794510965960940252288797108931456691368672287489405601
015033086179286809208747609178249385890097149096759852613
655497818931297848216829989487226588048575640142704775551
323796414515237462343645428584447952658678210511413547357
395231134271661021359695362314429524849371871101457654035
902799344037420073105785390621983874478084784896833214457
138687519435064302184531910484810053706146806749192781911
979399520614196634287544406437451237181921799983910159195
618146751426912397489409071864942319615679452080951465502
252316038819301420937621378559566389377870830390697920773
467221825625996615014215030680384477345492026054146659252
014974428507325186660021324340881907104863317346496514539
057962685610055081066587969981635747363840525714591028970
641401109712062804390397595156771577004203378699360072305
587631763594218731251471205329281918261861258673215791984
148488291644706095752706957220917567116722910981690915280
173506712748583222871835209353965725121083579151369882091
444210067510334671103141267111369908658516398315019701651
511685171437657618351556508849099898599823873455283316355
076479185358932261854896321329330898570642046752590709154
814165498594616371802709819943099244889575712828905923

something beautiful...eyes...

2007-02-08T13:17:00.000-05:00

the eyes are the windows to the soul...

lygophobia...

2007-02-08T13:14:00.001-05:00

something beautiful...jack bauer...

2007-02-07T13:37:00.000-05:00

Jack once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch...he proceeded to wrestle an aligator while talking to Chloe about schematics...

MTV once tried to 'Punk' Kiefer Sutherland by staging a robery in a store...Sutherland smiled and pulled out his SIG and shot 3 actors in the head...this is why there was a new cast on Punk'd after season one...

Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke...Jack Bauer found out who was there...who they worked for...and where the goddamned bomb was...

Jack Bauer came up with the idea to can and sell his own urine, that product is known as Red Bull...

Jack Bauer tells Bob Barker when the price is right...

Jack Bauer often stands in front of his microwave and yells "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME" while waiting for his Top Ramen to cook...

Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep...

During the 18 months Jack Bauer was believed dead, CTU saved over $1 billion on ammunition...

When Jack Bauer turns on an Xbox the screen just says "You Win" and turns itself off again...

Explosions do not kill Jack Bauer, they just get stuff out of his way...

In one episode, there was an assassin who had the ability to throw Jack Bauer to the ground and break his rib...I hate how unrealistic 24 is sometimes....

Franklin D. Roosevelt once said, "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"...little did he know fear itself fears Jack Bauer...

The "Smoothie" was invented when Jack Bauer needed information from a banana...

Oil and Water don't mix, unless Jack Bauer tells them to...

Nobody says 'hit me' when Jack Bauer deals Blackjack...

Jack Bauer does not sleep...the only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed...

If O.J. ever met Jack Bauer, he'd confess...

Jack Bauer once downloaded the entire Internet onto his PDA...

When Jack Bauer sneezes, God blesses him...

The reason why terrorists attacked New York City was because Jack Bauer was in LA...

Jack Bauer doesn't eat honey, he chews bees...

Jack Bauer thought the movie "Mission: Impossible" was completely unrealistic...no mission is impossible...

A terrorist once killed himself so Jack Bauer did not torture him...Jack just laughed, brought him back to life, and tortured him...

Jack Bauer does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure...Jack Bauer goes killing...

Jack Bauer never retreats...he just attacks in the opposite direction...

Some people see the glass as half full...others see it as half empty...Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon...

When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer...he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death...

When bad things happen to good people...its probably fate...when bad things happen to bad people...it’s probably Jack Bauer...

There are three leading causes of death among terrorists...the first two are Jack Bauer...and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them...

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times...they had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street...no one crosses Jack Bauer and lives...

Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt...

Jack Bauer doesn't need a receipt to return something to a store...just a gun...

Passed out...surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas...and handcuffed to a table leg...Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said..."I have them right where I want them"...

When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo...he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload...

As a child...Jack Bauer taught his dog to play dead...once...

Jack Bauer thinks the word mercy just means "quick interrogation"...

The only reason Jack gave Nina mouth to mouth in Season 2 was because he had to kill her himself...

Life doesn't give Jack Bauer lemons...life asks him which fruit he wants...

The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer...two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition...

When asked what he got on his S.A.T's...Jack Bauer promptly responded "Blood"...

Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry...

Jack Bauer is the only human in the world with the ability to make Chloe O'Brien drop the personality disorder and patch him through....

There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television...

My husband doesn't wish he was Jack Bauer...he wishes I was Jack Bauer...

The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer...

Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner...he puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic...

Jack Bauer definitely loves his daughter...he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live...

...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here"...

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun...

Jack Bauer doesn't have a firewall on his PC...he has a Bauerwall...it's basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer...no virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer's PC...Ever...

If Jack Bauer's gun jams...it's because he wanted to beat you with it...

Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment...

Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything...but he will always break the protocol first...

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone...

The only reason the Chinese kept Jack alive is so that he could bring down the population...

Jack Bauer is currently involved in a complex law suit with the California Department of Justice due to their attempt to ban Jack Bauer as an "Assault Weapon"...Jack maintains he is primarily used for hunting and target shooting...and is quite safe to have around families...but statistics don't lie...

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice...Jack Bauer would meanwhile do something important...
On a high school math test..Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers...he got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence...

After Season 6 of 24, the Chinese will be on the Endangered Species List...

When Christopher Henderson tried to shoot Jack, his gun was, in fact, loaded...the bullets were just too scared to come out...

When Jack Bauer plays dodgeball...the ball dodges Jack Bauer...

It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk...oh you are so screwed...

If Jack Bauer gives you his word...return it immediately and run...

Superman is one of the few individuals who could possibly survive a confrontation with Jack Bauer...but that is only because he can fly away...

A standard deck now contains 48 cards...too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack...

"You don't know Jack" is a blessing among terrorists...

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours...Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first...

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24"...

In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along the US/Mexico border...

When Jack Bauer used Herbal Essences...the shampoo had an orgasm...

Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours"...

RIP Edgar If you see this give it a 10...just cuz it's what Jack would have wanted...

When you go to hell, it's just a room with you and Jack...

American Idol is only popular because it has a commercial for 24...

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way...it's basically the right way but faster and more deaths...

Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman...the stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants...

Going to China is all part of Jack Bauer's master plan to rid the world of Communism...

Jack Bauer went as himself one year for Halloween...it was voted as the most terrifying costume in Halloween history...

Jack Bauer once opened a can of whoop ass. All he found inside was a mirror.
Kim Bauer was an accident...not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer...

Jack Bauer has never caught a cold...how do we know? Colds still exist...

Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day"...

When 24 airs on the Spanish channel everyones lines are translated except for Jack's...the reason for this, nobody speaks for Jack Bauer...

Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct...don't ask how he did it, he's fucking Jack Bauer...

Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages...but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes...

Jack Bauer arrested RoboCop...think about that...

When Special Forces raided an afghan training camp, they found an empty camp and a pirated copy of 24 Season 4...

Jack Bauer once visited the Virgin Islands...they are now The Islands...

When Jack Bauer eats out, his favorite meal is Chinese...not the food, the people...

Jack needed a well-earned holiday after season 5...drugged, captured, beaten and tortured in a cargo hold surrounded by Chinese agents eager for revenge is just his preferred method of travel...otherwise he tends to get bored on long trips...

Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on...he'll explain in the car...

In the 18 months where Jack Bauer was presumed dead, Tony Almeida was put in a coma, Michelle and David Palmer were killed, a major hurricane raveged the Gulf Coast, and Rob Schneider made another movie...see what happens when Bauer isn't around?

The entire defense budget of the USA is used to keep Jack Bauer in supply of cell phone batteries...

Jack Bauer once bit a zombie...it turned into Tony Almeida...

Jack Bauer shot Helen Keller in the knee to make her talk...

When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down...

Jack Bauer has been to Mars...thats why theres no life on Mars...

This one time at band camp Jack Bauer killed a 6 year old terrorist...

When you come face to face with Jack Bauer, you can do things the easy way or the hard way...the easy way is ingesting your cyanide pill...

Jack Bauer once played Lance Armstrong and Chuck Norris in a "who has the most testicles contest." He beat them both by a combined total of 46...

Ancient peoples sacrificed virgins to Jack Bauer in anticipation of his birth...

Gas prices go up during a crisis because the government needs to pay for Jack Bauer's cell phone bill...

Bullets don't kill Jack Bauer because they're afraid to...

The reason it is forbidden to show Muhammad’s face is because they don’t want Jack Bauer to recognize him...

If Jack Bauer was on Brokeback Mountain, there would be no gay cowboys...just dead ones...

In high school, Jack Bauer got a job working as a department store Santa...he was fired after he tortured a child to tell him her Christmas list...

Terrorists go to prison for protection from Jack Bauer...it rarely actually works...

Every time you blink Jack Bauer kills a terrorist, not because you blinked, but because that how many terrorists he kills...

When Jack Bauer plays Deal or No Deal, the banker ALWAYS offers him a million dollars...

John Lennon, JFK, and MLK Jr all tried to hit on Jack's daughter Kim. The moral lesson is obvious...

Jack Bauer knows every bone in the human body because he's broken every one...

They orginally planned to have Jack Bauer in a sex scene with Teri Bauer, but the producers had to cut it because it took all 24 hours...

What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question Jack Bauer does not bleed...

Just because Jack Bauer shows up with jumper cables doesn't mean someone called AAA...

The State of the Union address was originally scheduled for Monday night...Jack Bauer made the President change it to Tuesday...

If Jack Bauer crawls out of an air-conditioning duct and sees his shadow, it means that there will be more hours of terrorists getting fucking hammered...

Fuck Bob Marley...Jack Bauer shot the sheriff...

Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation...

Twice, the Grim Reaper has come for Jack Bauer...both times it ran away screaming...

Jack Bauer once stared at a woman for 30 seconds and got her pregnant...

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris...

You can lead a horse to water Jack Bauer can make him drink...

Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal...he thinks yellow wristbands are gay...

The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you...

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life...

Chuck Norris is a Texas Ranger only because Jack Bauer won’t allow him to be a federal agent...

You don't give Jack Bauer your opinion, Jack Bauer gives you your opinion...

Jack Bauer is 100% energy efficient...that's why he never uses the toilet...

Everytime Jack Bauer yells “NOW!” at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies...

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables...

It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent...

If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you’re fucked...

When Jack Bauer goes to church to pray, he simply goes up the the priest and says, "Put him through"...

Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl by himself...

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland...Jack Bauer gets played by no man...

When you are fucking your wife and she is thinking about Jack Bauer, its ok, because so are you...

In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell...

When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun...

If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus...

Jack Bauer once fell asleep...then 9/11 happened...

Walgreens makes a Jack Bauer laxative, and it kicks the shit out of everyone...

Jack Bauer was once shot...the bullet was killed on impact...

Jack Bauer doesn't wash his clothes...he tortures them until they're clean...

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30...

Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive...

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with two bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice...

If you spell Jack Bauer in a Scrabble game, you win...Forever...

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists...Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade...

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red...his second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent...

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out...

Jack Bauer once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills...they made him blink...

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer..sounds like a fair fight...

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball...

Jack Bauer doesn't need anger management...anger management needs Jack Bauer...

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys...he then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys...

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out...

Strippers tip Jack Bauer...

Jack Bauer does not sleep...the only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed...

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer...

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help..

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin...heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer...

GI Joe plays with a Jack Bauer action figure...

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef...then it's fucking beef...

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better fucking do it...

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times...what the fuck have you done with your life?

When Jack Bauer goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket...

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas...

Jack Bauer’s calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer...

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite...Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness...

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won...

Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days...it took Jack Bauer less than an hour...and he's done it twice...

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him...if he is stronger, join him...if he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead"...

Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets...Jack told him he only killed 93 people cause he ran out of people...then Jack snapped Chuck Norris' neck into 24 pieces...

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer...

Jack Bauer doesn't miss...if he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away...

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back...

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead...it just makes him angry...

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves...

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men...

Jack Bauer can speak Braille...

Jack Bauer brought down the Berlin Wall...

If everyone at CTU listened to and did everything Jack Bauer said, the show would be called 12...

Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl by himself...

If you've read every single one of these you're quite pathetic...you're not even worthy of having Jack Bauer kick your ass...

something beautiful...tuscany...

2007-02-06T05:09:00.000-05:00

my dream... learn italian... move to tuscany... get a villa in the hills...and live out the rest of my days...i'll be a wanderer till i get there...

unforgettable...

2007-02-06T04:36:00.000-05:00

Unforgettable, thats what you are
Unforgettable though near or far
Like a song of love that clings to me
How the thought of you does things to me
Never before has someone been more

Unforgettable in every way
And forever more, thats how youll stay
Thats why, darling, its incredible
That someone so unforgettable
Thinks that I am unforgettable too

Unforgettable in every way
And forever more, thats how youll stay
Thats why, darling, its incredible
That someone so unforgettable
Thinks that I am unforgettable too

snow aint all its cracked up to be...

2007-02-05T05:16:00.000-05:00

theres a car underneath here somewhere...

something beautiful...carri underwood...

2007-02-01T12:31:00.000-05:00

her music is just as beautiful as she is...my sweetie got her cd and listened to it over and over...i was hooked the first time i heard it...

cutest little boy?

2007-01-27T20:35:00.000-05:00

i think so...my lil boy zayne...

something beautiful...rage against the machine...

2007-01-22T04:27:00.000-05:00

they're back...and they're playing at coachella this year...i gotta be there...one of my all time favorite bands...plus the chili peppers are gonna be there too...cant wait to hear killing in the name and bulls on parade...

something beautiful...vidi...

2007-01-20T03:50:00.000-05:00

browse his gallery and check out some of his other cool stuff here...

something beautiful...belly piercings...

2007-01-19T03:07:00.000-05:00

i love piercings...but its the same with tattoos...dont be stupid about it. i think one of the hottest things a girl can do (if she has the body for it) is to get her belly pierced...i've even seen guys that have one...i twice (pre & post pregnancy) paid for my babys mommas belly piercing...and it was well worth it...personally i'd like to get my eyebrow pierced (i had a few in both ears in my younger days) but i'm not sure if it'd look right on me...maybe one day i'll just say fuck it and do it...

something beautiful...Ms. Morphine...

2007-01-17T02:22:00.000-05:00

she's from italy...her deviantART page has over 500,00 views...she's creative...she's hot...she's beautiful...

something beautiful...1966 pontiac lemans...

2007-01-15T23:24:00.001-05:00

this is the first car i had...well the first real car and the first one i bought myself...the $200 vw bug (that i trashed and sold for $50) my dad bought me doesn't count. when i was 17 i was in a bizarre rollercoaster accident at six flags...i broke my arm while i was on the ride...and i got a nice settlement from that (these were the days before everybody sued somebody for some idiotic reason)...so anyways...this was the car i bought from my best friends brother for $1000...a steal...at least i thought so at the time...it ended up costing me alot more over time...i was 17...whatdoya expect...i was young and stupid (now i'm old & stupid)...i had a fast car with big ass tires & a nice loud sound...i liked to go fast and i blew an engine or three. i had this car during the summer between my first failed year at college and when i moved to texas in the fall...there was a party every night and the hotties loved riding in this car...

i'm a californian...that means...

2007-01-15T13:21:00.000-05:00

even though i'm temporarily living in michigan i'll always consider myself a californian...

- I'm MEXICAN or I've dated one...

- Our chicks & dudes are WAYYYY hotter than yours (trust me, i've been to michigan, this is so true...)

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "bro" and "peace out" and "hella" and I say them often....

- I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like... (told ya so cindy...)

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, and Big Bear...

- All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is...

- Summers are really hot, and winters are warm. That's the way it is...

- I can wear short & sandals all year long... (i once did for 11 months straight...nothing but shorts...even to work...)

- I go to the Beach...not "down to the shore"...

- I know 65 mph really means 80+...

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way...

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)...

- My governor can kick your governors ass...

- I can go out at midnight and wear a tank top and skirt [girls]/ t-shirt and ripped jeans [guys]...
- You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code...

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD...

- we don't stop at stop signs...we do a "california roll"...

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day...

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here...

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)...

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more then yours, which means I'm better than you...

- The best athletes come from here...

- So all you midwest and east coast fuckers can take your precious seasons back to where you came from...

my next tattoo...

2007-01-15T13:12:00.000-05:00

so i've always wanted another tattoo...actually i want a few more...but not just anything...has to be something that i'll want to have on my body for the rest of my life and not be embarrassed to show people 20 years from now...but i just haven't had a clue what that would be...but i now have an idea...

i'm currently reading dan brown's (the da vinci code) book angels & demons...really good by the way...and there are a few ambigrams in the book...for those of you who don't recall off hand ambigrams are words that are the same word or a different word when flipped upside down. maybe not these exact words (or maybe i will) but something along these lines...

btw...the ambigrams here are true / false and earth, air, fire, water...these, and other ambigrams, can be found on this site ...

so you think you know everything...

2007-01-14T20:12:00.000-05:00

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

(Some days that's about what my memory span is)

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Now you know everything!

something beautiful...kiss...

2007-01-13T02:01:00.001-05:00

this is one of my all-time favorite pics...photographed by tanya chalkin...there's just something about it that says so much...the way they're holding each other...their hands...their lips gently touching...the way their bodies are up against each other...its anything but erotic...its quite romantic...

i can completely relate to this...when someone kisses you like this it makes the kisses mean so much more...

manic depression...

2007-01-11T02:12:00.000-05:00

no...i'm not depressed...far from it these days...i just love these lyrics...

Manic depression is touching my soul
I know what I want but I just don’t know
How to, go about gettin’ it
Feeling sweet feeling,
Drops from my fingers, fingers
Manic depression is catchin’ my soul

Woman so weary, the sweet cause in vain
You make love, you break love
It’s all the same
When it’s, when it’s over, mama
Music, sweet music
I wish I could caress, caress, caress
Manic depression is a frustrating mess

Well, I think I’ll go turn myself off,
And go on down
All the way down
Really ain’t no use in me hanging around
In your kinda scene

Music, sweet music
I wish I could caress, caress, caress
Manic depression is a frustrating mess

something beautiful...roses...

2007-01-10T10:22:00.000-05:00

red :: love
pink :: grace, gentle feelings of love
dark pink :: gratitude
light pink :: admiration, sympathy
white :: innocence, purity, secrecy, friendship, reverence and humility
yellow :: dying love or platonic love

yellow with red tips :: friendship, falling in love
orange :: passion
burgundy :: beauty
blue :: mystery
green :: calm
black :: slavish devotion (as a true black rose is impossible to produce)
purple :: protection (paternal/maternal love)

something beautiful...cleavage...

2007-01-09T09:37:00.000-05:00

there are few men (and women) who are not fascinated by the twin visual attractions which women carry before them and which they display with varying degrees of boldness or coyness...women are very clever at giving visual clues, often revealing a mesmerizing swelling and leaving the admirer's imagination to mentally picture the rest...

something beautiful...fire...

2007-01-08T05:12:00.000-05:00

it burns...it destroys...it kills...it keeps us warm...it cooks our food...its art...its in nature (like the fire lily below)...its uncontrollable...yet we find a way to control it...there are various colors of fire...and varying temperatures...but fire is fire...our eyes are instantly attracted to it...the discovery of making fire is considered one of the most important elements in the progression of humankind...have you ever just sat there in the dark and looked at a candle burn like i did earlier tonight? its so simple but it does so much...its beautiful...

eternal sunshine...

2007-01-08T03:38:00.000-05:00

i watched eternal sunshine and the spotless mind today and these quotes describe me perfectly...

"i'm constitutionally incapable of making eye-contact with a woman i don't know..."

"why do i fall in love with every woman i see that shows me the least bit of attention?"

* - this wasn't created by me...i don't take credit for other people's work...

something beautiful...kristen kreuk...

2007-01-07T05:12:00.000-05:00

this little hottie is kristen kreuk from smallville...i started watching that show cause my girlfriend watched it...but i kept watching it cause of kristen...i just love those dark features on women...

comedown...

2007-01-07T03:12:00.000-05:00

Love and hate get it wrong
She cut me right back down to size
Sleep the day let it fade
Who was there to take your place
No one knows never will
Mostly me but mostly you
What do you say do you do
When it all comes down

I don’t wanna come back down from this cloud
Taken me all this time to find out what I need

There is no blame only shame
When you beg you just complain
More I come more I try
All police are paranoid
So am I - so’s the future
So are you - be a creature
What do you say do you do
When it all comes down

something beautiful...jennifer connelly...

2007-01-06T04:50:00.000-05:00

this is my favorite actress...jennifer connelly...a very gorgeous woman...and a great actress in my opinion...loved her in requiem for a dream...theres just something about those dark features of hers that really does it for me...with the exception of the previous women i've mentioned here i think shes the most beautiful person i've ever seen...

something beautiful...cindy...

2007-01-05T05:12:00.000-05:00

this is the beautiful cindy... easily my favorite blogger...i can honestly say that her blog is the only one i check out each and every day...maybe cause she's the only blogger i know that posts something each and every day.

but its more than just that...what she posts is humorous, creative, insightful, and inspiring...its fun to read about her adventures during her daily life. blessed with stunningly good looks its easy to see why she's also a bloggin hottie. she has both beauty and brains...a combination thats hard to come by these days...

you get the idea...

2007-01-05T04:38:00.000-05:00

unwritten...

2007-01-05T04:29:00.000-05:00

I am unwritten, can't read my mind,

I'm undefined
I'm just beginning,

the pen's in my hand, ending unplanned

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten

Oh, oh, oh

I break tradition, sometimes my tries, are outside the lines
We've been conditioned to not make mistakes, but I can't live that way

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins

Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins

Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
The rest is still unwritten
The rest is still unwritten

Oh, yeah, yeah

Natasha Bedingfield

something beautiful...steph...

2007-01-04T03:12:00.000-05:00

this is the beautiful stephanie...shes one of my best friends and always will be. i met her shortly after my divorce and to say that she had a profound impact on my life is quite the understatement... without her theres no possible chance i would be the person i am today...she taught me so many things about life...but the most important thing is to be who you wanna be...and if that means that you're a freak then so fucking what...theres lotsa them in this world...and shes one too...

steph was the first person that i was able to tell my deepest darkest secrets too...the things that were too embarrassing to tell to anyone else...even my wife...and she was also the first woman that said she loved me and i knew she meant it...and of course i love her too. stephanie is not only physically gorgeous but shes that person that everyone is drawn too...the person that everyone wants to be around...the person that when you're not having a great day she will make you're day fantastic...she glows and she inspires...shes simply someone beautiful...

#1 crush...

2007-01-04T03:02:00.000-05:00

i love these lyrics and this song by garbage...i can see why its from the romeo + juliet soundtrack...does anyone else feel this way about someone too?

I would die for you
I would die for you
I've been dying just to feel you by my side
To know that you're mine

I will cry for you
I will cry for you
I will wash away your pain with all my tears
And drown your fear

I will pray for you
I will pray for you
I will sell my soul for something pure and true
Someone like you

See your face every place that I walk in
Hear your voice every time I am talking
You will believe in me
And I will never be ignored

I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart
And tear it apart

I will lie for you
Beg and steal for you
I will crawl on hands and knees until you see
You're just like me

Violate all The love that I'm missing
Throw away all the pain that I'm living
You will believe in me
And I can never be ignored

I would die for you
I would kill for you
I will steal for you
I'd do time for you
I would wait for you
I'd make room for you
I'd sail ships for you
To be close to you
To be a part of you
'Cause I believe in you
I believe in you
I would die for you.

something beautiful...marissa...

2007-01-02T03:01:00.000-05:00

this is my beautiful daughter marissa...she's my hero...she's only 15 and she is simply amazing. lemme see...she has her own band (guitar) and writes her own songs (music & lyrics)...she's in drum line, marching band, and orchestra...this summer she's been invited to go to stanford to take some chemistry courses...and she has a college in massachusetts that wants her to go there next year...and she's only a sophomore...i dont know where she gets it from...

and as you can see from the pics she likes to color her hair...green in one and blue in the other...

something beautiful...zayne...

2007-01-01T03:01:00.000-05:00

something i wanna do this year is try to post something each day that i consider beautiful...doesnt matter what it is...just whatever i like...so since this is the first day for this i thought i'd start out with my little boy zayne...he's precious to me and each day away from him just makes me miss him more...but i'll be seeing him soon...i cant wait to hold him in my arms again...

Cool Slideshows

zayne...

2006-12-30T02:33:00.000-05:00

here's a pic of my little boy that his momma sent me today...i hope to see him soon...

4 things about me...

2006-12-29T05:53:00.000-05:00

gotta give credit where credit is due...steph and cindy...

Four jobs I've had in my life:
1. radio tower support wire painter
2. medical device quality control inspector
3. short order cook at an ice cream store
4. help desk computer guy working with a bunch of hotties...

Four movies I would watch over and over:
1. boondock saints
2. phantom of the opera
3. u2 live in italy
4. titanic (i dont fucking believe it either)

Four places I have lived:
1. quincy, il
2. oceanside, ca
3. arlington, tx
4. fort bragg, nc

Four TV shows I like to watch:
1. felicity
2. the office
3. heros
4. dead like me

Four places I have been on vacation
1. 3 different six flags
2. ozarks
3. daytona
4. paul bunyan land (i know, all pretty lame)

Four of my favorite foods:
1. carne asada fries
2. meat loaf
3. potato salad mixed with baked beans
4. maid rite (think of a really greasy sloppy joe made from road kill)

Four places I would like to be right now:
1. arizona with a & z
2. someplace that never ever gets cold
3. at starbucks chatting with steph
4. in a bed with a girl...any girl will do at the moment...

Four places I'd like to visit:
1. tuscany
2. vegas (please just once!)
3. rome
4. new york

picture trail of my sweeties...

2006-12-25T11:52:00.000-05:00

Cool Slideshows

dick in a box...

2006-12-20T08:28:00.000-05:00

thanks to overworked & underf*cked for this...very funny video featuring justin timberlake...

love is...

2006-12-19T10:49:00.000-05:00

Love is anathema to logic.
Love is aimless revolution.
Love will cure the phobia, & instills an inner peace.
Love is lateral and wild.
Love will form a laughter line from every troubled frown.
Love is nature's prozak without the coming down.
Love is an umbrella when there isn't any rain, an aromatic massage when there isn't any pain.
Love is weeping eye to eye.
Love is as -stubborn- as the stain that even Persil can't remove.
Love is a scratchy motown track, the dirty needle in the groove.
Love makes a mug of tea in bed the morning after boozing.
Love is setting lovers free while subliminally accusing.
Love is late for work... again.
Love is looking glam, the best thing i the universe, and a good-for-nothing sham.
Love is kissing under moonlight.
Love is 9 to 5 reviled but gives us sweaty palms, is yet a call to arms.
Love is sex on a train.
Love connects to bleeding heart to the throbbing vein.
Love is life's lubricant.
Love is 4 legs in a bath.
Love makes 2 individuals a single psychopath.
Love is a triple figure phone bill.
Love will strike us dumb, it leads to lavish poetry to which we all succumb.
Love is very complicated.
Love is black & white, it might be paradoxical, but always love is right.
Love is bloodyminded.
Love is strong & true.
Love is unafraid of cliche.
Love is her & him.
Love is everything and everyone.

43 days...

2006-12-13T12:21:00.000-05:00

its been 43 days since i last saw my little boy...and i didnt even get a chance to hold him...i had no idea at the time that it might be the last time i'd see him in quite awhile...i had no idea what the future held for all of us involved...i think its gonna be alot more than 43 more days till i see him again...but at least i found out the other day that he's safe and happy...

i just cant seem to help but think about all the things i'm missing out on...the experiences that he and i are supposed to share together as father and son...his first christmas (at least i know where to send him something now)...all the little new things he does growing up...talking...walking...at least i got to hear him say "daddy" a few times...at least i got to hold him in my arms and rock him to sleep for 7 months...

all i want is you zayne...

word of the day...

2006-12-11T10:32:00.000-05:00

coquetry \co*quet"ry\, n.; pl. coquetries. [F. coquetterie.] Attempts to attract admiration, notice, or love, for the mere gratification of vanity; trifling in love.

playful behavior intended to arouse sexual interest [syn: flirt, flirting, flirtation, dalliance, toying]

one...

2006-12-11T10:18:00.000-05:00

Is it getting better
Or do you feel the same

Will it make it easier on you now

You got someone to blame

You say...

One love

One life

When it's one need

In the night

One love

We get to share it

Leaves you baby if you

Don't care for it

Did I disappoint you

Or leave a bad taste in your mouth

You act like you never had love

And you want me to go without

Well it's...

Too late

Tonight

To drag the past out into the light

We're one, but we're not the same

We get to

Carry each other

One...

Have you come here for forgiveness

Have you come to raise the dead

Have you come here to play Jesus

To the lepers in your head

Did I ask too much

More than a lot

You gave me nothing

Now it's all I got

We're one

But we're not the same

Well we

Hurt each other

Then we do it again

You say

Love is a temple

Love a higher law

Love is a temple

Love the higher law

You ask me to enter

But then you make me crawl

And I can't be holding on

To what you got

When all you got is hurt

One love

One blood

One life

You got to do what you should

One life

With each other

Sisters

Brothers

One life

But we're not the same

We get to

Carry each other

One...life

One

damn...michigan is freaking cold...

2006-12-04T12:02:00.002-05:00

so here's some pics of my dad's house...which is where i'm staying till i get a place of my own...

and here's a pic of his house 24 hours later...only 4 inches of snow that day...a few more yesterday...and 6 to 10 coming today...