Hmmmmm its been awhile since I've been here...wondering if I should give it another go or not

i can honestly say that in every single picture i've seen of this gorgeous woman there's one thing she always does...smiles. and not just any smile either...a beautiful, radiant, inviting smile. if you're lucky enough to look deep into her mesmerizing eyes you will instantly be drawn to her strength and independence...with her eyes she can touch your soul...and after just a moment with her you will want her to. she's alluring, captivating, enchanting...all those words of love and beauty that somehow still doesn't quite capture or accurately express how amazing this woman is...she is definitely something beautiful...

Yeah, I get it,

Labels: lyrics

one is tyra banks...the other is sam, the worlds ugliest dog (now fortunately deceased)...can you tell which is which? makes you wonder who spawned these beastly little freaks of nature...

We crossed the line
Who pushed who over?
It doesn't matter to you
It matters to me

We're cut adrift
But still floating
I'm only hanging on
To watch you go down...my love

I disappeared in you
You disappeared from me
I gave you everything you ever wanted
It wasn't what you wanted

The men who love you, you hate the most
They pass through you like a ghost
They look for you but your spirit is in the air
Baby...you're nowhere

You say in love there are no rules
Sweetheart
You're so cruel

Desparation is a tender trap
It gets you every time
You put your lips to her lips
To stop the lie

Her skin is pale like God's only dove
Screams like an angel for your love
Then she makes you watch her from above
And you need her like a drug

You say in love there are no rules
Sweetheart
You're so cruel

She wears my love
Like a see-through dress
Her lips say one thing
Her movements something else
Oh love
Like a screaming flower
Love
Dying every hour

And you don't know if it's fear or desire
Danger of a drug that takes you higher?
Head of heaven
Fingers in the mire

Her heart is racing... you can't keep up
The night is bleeding like a cut
Between the horses of love and lust
In a trampled underfoot

You say in love there are no rules
Sweetheart
You're so cruel

To stay with you I'd be a fool
Sweetheart
You're so cruel.

Labels: lyrics

so today is π Day...ya know...march 14th...3/14...3.14...i know...how exciting!!! i read an article in the newspaper (that thing they print and it mysteriously appears on your front yard every morning...if you still do that...does anybody still?)...anyways...i read this article in the newspaper about π Day being today and how all these really cool people just love everything π...how they jerk off about how many digits they can memorize...did ya know the current record is something like 67,000? took the guy 24 hours to recite it for the cameras using 8 videotapes for the guiness book of world records...i guess π is something like a trillion decimal places so only getting to 67,000 seems kinda low really...but still. the guy that has the record in the states only got to 10,000 digits...i guess for some odd reason we here in the states don't really like the number thing all that much...unless you go to MIT...they love it there...but then again it is MIT...and dont forget...the geeks shall inherit the earth. and the guys advice if you decide to start memorizing the number...dont tell other people you're doing this...just keep it a secret...not your wife or your friends or anybody...hmmm...i wonder why? but if you're one of those wacky people that just loves π and wants to learn some digits heres a few to get you going...Happy π Day!

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Labels: holidays, weirdness

Jack once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch...he proceeded to wrestle an aligator while talking to Chloe about schematics...

MTV once tried to 'Punk' Kiefer Sutherland by staging a robery in a store...Sutherland smiled and pulled out his SIG and shot 3 actors in the head...this is why there was a new cast on Punk'd after season one...

Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke...Jack Bauer found out who was there...who they worked for...and where the goddamned bomb was...

Jack Bauer came up with the idea to can and sell his own urine, that product is known as Red Bull...

Jack Bauer tells Bob Barker when the price is right...

Jack Bauer often stands in front of his microwave and yells "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME" while waiting for his Top Ramen to cook...

Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep...

During the 18 months Jack Bauer was believed dead, CTU saved over $1 billion on ammunition...

When Jack Bauer turns on an Xbox the screen just says "You Win" and turns itself off again...

Explosions do not kill Jack Bauer, they just get stuff out of his way...

In one episode, there was an assassin who had the ability to throw Jack Bauer to the ground and break his rib...I hate how unrealistic 24 is sometimes....

Franklin D. Roosevelt once said, "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"...little did he know fear itself fears Jack Bauer...

The "Smoothie" was invented when Jack Bauer needed information from a banana...

Oil and Water don't mix, unless Jack Bauer tells them to...

Nobody says 'hit me' when Jack Bauer deals Blackjack...

Jack Bauer does not sleep...the only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed...

If O.J. ever met Jack Bauer, he'd confess...

Jack Bauer once downloaded the entire Internet onto his PDA...

When Jack Bauer sneezes, God blesses him...

The reason why terrorists attacked New York City was because Jack Bauer was in LA...

Jack Bauer doesn't eat honey, he chews bees...

Jack Bauer thought the movie "Mission: Impossible" was completely unrealistic...no mission is impossible...

A terrorist once killed himself so Jack Bauer did not torture him...Jack just laughed, brought him back to life, and tortured him...

Jack Bauer does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure...Jack Bauer goes killing...

Jack Bauer never retreats...he just attacks in the opposite direction...

Some people see the glass as half full...others see it as half empty...Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon...

When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer...he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death...

When bad things happen to good people...its probably fate...when bad things happen to bad people...it’s probably Jack Bauer...

There are three leading causes of death among terrorists...the first two are Jack Bauer...and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them...

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times...they had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street...no one crosses Jack Bauer and lives...

Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt...

Jack Bauer doesn't need a receipt to return something to a store...just a gun...

Passed out...surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas...and handcuffed to a table leg...Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said..."I have them right where I want them"...

When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo...he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload...

As a child...Jack Bauer taught his dog to play dead...once...

Jack Bauer thinks the word mercy just means "quick interrogation"...


The only reason Jack gave Nina mouth to mouth in Season 2 was because he had to kill her himself...

Life doesn't give Jack Bauer lemons...life asks him which fruit he wants...

The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer...two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition...

When asked what he got on his S.A.T's...Jack Bauer promptly responded "Blood"...

Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry...

Jack Bauer is the only human in the world with the ability to make Chloe O'Brien drop the personality disorder and patch him through....

There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television...

My husband doesn't wish he was Jack Bauer...he wishes I was Jack Bauer...

The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer...

Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner...he puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic...

Jack Bauer definitely loves his daughter...he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live...

...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here"...

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun...

Jack Bauer doesn't have a firewall on his PC...he has a Bauerwall...it's basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer...no virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer's PC...Ever...

If Jack Bauer's gun jams...it's because he wanted to beat you with it...

Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment...

Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything...but he will always break the protocol first...

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone...

The only reason the Chinese kept Jack alive is so that he could bring down the population...

Jack Bauer is currently involved in a complex law suit with the California Department of Justice due to their attempt to ban Jack Bauer as an "Assault Weapon"...Jack maintains he is primarily used for hunting and target shooting...and is quite safe to have around families...but statistics don't lie...

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice...Jack Bauer would meanwhile do something important...
On a high school math test..Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers...he got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence...

After Season 6 of 24, the Chinese will be on the Endangered Species List...

When Christopher Henderson tried to shoot Jack, his gun was, in fact, loaded...the bullets were just too scared to come out...

When Jack Bauer plays dodgeball...the ball dodges Jack Bauer...

It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk...oh you are so screwed...

If Jack Bauer gives you his word...return it immediately and run...

Superman is one of the few individuals who could possibly survive a confrontation with Jack Bauer...but that is only because he can fly away...

A standard deck now contains 48 cards...too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack...

"You don't know Jack" is a blessing among terrorists...

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours...Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first...

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24"...

In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along the US/Mexico border...

When Jack Bauer used Herbal Essences...the shampoo had an orgasm...

Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours"...

RIP Edgar If you see this give it a 10...just cuz it's what Jack would have wanted...

When you go to hell, it's just a room with you and Jack...

American Idol is only popular because it has a commercial for 24...

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way...it's basically the right way but faster and more deaths...

Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman...the stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants...

Going to China is all part of Jack Bauer's master plan to rid the world of Communism...

Jack Bauer went as himself one year for Halloween...it was voted as the most terrifying costume in Halloween history...

Jack Bauer once opened a can of whoop ass. All he found inside was a mirror.
Kim Bauer was an accident...not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer...

Jack Bauer has never caught a cold...how do we know? Colds still exist...

Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day"...

When 24 airs on the Spanish channel everyones lines are translated except for Jack's...the reason for this, nobody speaks for Jack Bauer...

Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct...don't ask how he did it, he's fucking Jack Bauer...

Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages...but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes...

Jack Bauer arrested RoboCop...think about that...

When Special Forces raided an afghan training camp, they found an empty camp and a pirated copy of 24 Season 4...

Jack Bauer once visited the Virgin Islands...they are now The Islands...

When Jack Bauer eats out, his favorite meal is Chinese...not the food, the people...

Jack needed a well-earned holiday after season 5...drugged, captured, beaten and tortured in a cargo hold surrounded by Chinese agents eager for revenge is just his preferred method of travel...otherwise he tends to get bored on long trips...

Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on...he'll explain in the car...

In the 18 months where Jack Bauer was presumed dead, Tony Almeida was put in a coma, Michelle and David Palmer were killed, a major hurricane raveged the Gulf Coast, and Rob Schneider made another movie...see what happens when Bauer isn't around?

The entire defense budget of the USA is used to keep Jack Bauer in supply of cell phone batteries...

Jack Bauer once bit a zombie...it turned into Tony Almeida...

Jack Bauer shot Helen Keller in the knee to make her talk...

When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down...

Jack Bauer has been to Mars...thats why theres no life on Mars...

This one time at band camp Jack Bauer killed a 6 year old terrorist...

When you come face to face with Jack Bauer, you can do things the easy way or the hard way...the easy way is ingesting your cyanide pill...

Jack Bauer once played Lance Armstrong and Chuck Norris in a "who has the most testicles contest." He beat them both by a combined total of 46...

Ancient peoples sacrificed virgins to Jack Bauer in anticipation of his birth...

Gas prices go up during a crisis because the government needs to pay for Jack Bauer's cell phone bill...

Bullets don't kill Jack Bauer because they're afraid to...

The reason it is forbidden to show Muhammad’s face is because they don’t want Jack Bauer to recognize him...

If Jack Bauer was on Brokeback Mountain, there would be no gay cowboys...just dead ones...

In high school, Jack Bauer got a job working as a department store Santa...he was fired after he tortured a child to tell him her Christmas list...

Terrorists go to prison for protection from Jack Bauer...it rarely actually works...

Every time you blink Jack Bauer kills a terrorist, not because you blinked, but because that how many terrorists he kills...

When Jack Bauer plays Deal or No Deal, the banker ALWAYS offers him a million dollars...

John Lennon, JFK, and MLK Jr all tried to hit on Jack's daughter Kim. The moral lesson is obvious...

Jack Bauer knows every bone in the human body because he's broken every one...

They orginally planned to have Jack Bauer in a sex scene with Teri Bauer, but the producers had to cut it because it took all 24 hours...

What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question Jack Bauer does not bleed...

Just because Jack Bauer shows up with jumper cables doesn't mean someone called AAA...

The State of the Union address was originally scheduled for Monday night...Jack Bauer made the President change it to Tuesday...

If Jack Bauer crawls out of an air-conditioning duct and sees his shadow, it means that there will be more hours of terrorists getting fucking hammered...

Fuck Bob Marley...Jack Bauer shot the sheriff...

Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation...

Twice, the Grim Reaper has come for Jack Bauer...both times it ran away screaming...

Jack Bauer once stared at a woman for 30 seconds and got her pregnant...

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris...

You can lead a horse to water Jack Bauer can make him drink...

Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal...he thinks yellow wristbands are gay...

The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you...

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life...

Chuck Norris is a Texas Ranger only because Jack Bauer won’t allow him to be a federal agent...

You don't give Jack Bauer your opinion, Jack Bauer gives you your opinion...

Jack Bauer is 100% energy efficient...that's why he never uses the toilet...

Everytime Jack Bauer yells “NOW!” at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies...

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables...

It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent...

If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you’re fucked...

When Jack Bauer goes to church to pray, he simply goes up the the priest and says, "Put him through"...

Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl by himself...

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland...Jack Bauer gets played by no man...

When you are fucking your wife and she is thinking about Jack Bauer, its ok, because so are you...

In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell...

When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun...

If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus...

Jack Bauer once fell asleep...then 9/11 happened...

Walgreens makes a Jack Bauer laxative, and it kicks the shit out of everyone...

Jack Bauer was once shot...the bullet was killed on impact...

Jack Bauer doesn't wash his clothes...he tortures them until they're clean...

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30...

Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive...

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with two bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice...

If you spell Jack Bauer in a Scrabble game, you win...Forever...

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists...Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade...

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red...his second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent...

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out...

Jack Bauer once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills...they made him blink...

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer..sounds like a fair fight...

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball...

Jack Bauer doesn't need anger management...anger management needs Jack Bauer...

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys...he then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys...

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out...

Strippers tip Jack Bauer...

Jack Bauer does not sleep...the only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed...

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer...

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help..

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin...heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer...

GI Joe plays with a Jack Bauer action figure...

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef...then it's fucking beef...

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better fucking do it...

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times...what the fuck have you done with your life?

When Jack Bauer goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket...

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas...

Jack Bauer’s calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer...

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite...Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness...

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won...

Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days...it took Jack Bauer less than an hour...and he's done it twice...

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him...if he is stronger, join him...if he is Jack Bauer, you're fucking dead"...

Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets...Jack told him he only killed 93 people cause he ran out of people...then Jack snapped Chuck Norris' neck into 24 pieces...

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer...

Jack Bauer doesn't miss...if he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away...

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back...

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead...it just makes him angry...

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves...

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men...

Jack Bauer can speak Braille...

Jack Bauer brought down the Berlin Wall...

If everyone at CTU listened to and did everything Jack Bauer said, the show would be called 12...

Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl by himself...

If you've read every single one of these you're quite pathetic...you're not even worthy of having Jack Bauer kick your ass...

Labels: something beautiful

my dream... learn italian... move to tuscany... get a villa in the hills...and live out the rest of my days...i'll be a wanderer till i get there...

Labels: something beautiful

Unforgettable, thats what you are
Unforgettable though near or far
Like a song of love that clings to me
How the thought of you does things to me
Never before has someone been more

Unforgettable in every way
And forever more, thats how youll stay
Thats why, darling, its incredible
That someone so unforgettable
Thinks that I am unforgettable too

Unforgettable in every way
And forever more, thats how youll stay
Thats why, darling, its incredible
That someone so unforgettable
Thinks that I am unforgettable too

Labels: lyrics

Labels: deviantART, something beautiful

i love piercings...but its the same with tattoos...dont be stupid about it. i think one of the hottest things a girl can do (if she has the body for it) is to get her belly pierced...i've even seen guys that have one...i twice (pre & post pregnancy) paid for my babys mommas belly piercing...and it was well worth it...personally i'd like to get my eyebrow pierced (i had a few in both ears in my younger days) but i'm not sure if it'd look right on me...maybe one day i'll just say fuck it and do it...

Labels: something beautiful

she's from italy...her deviantART page has over 500,00 views...she's creative...she's hot...she's beautiful...

Labels: deviantART, something beautiful

so i've always wanted another tattoo...actually i want a few more...but not just anything...has to be something that i'll want to have on my body for the rest of my life and not be embarrassed to show people 20 years from now...but i just haven't had a clue what that would be...but i now have an idea...

i'm currently reading dan brown's (the da vinci code) book angels & demons...really good by the way...and there are a few ambigrams in the book...for those of you who don't recall off hand ambigrams are words that are the same word or a different word when flipped upside down. maybe not these exact words (or maybe i will) but something along these lines...

btw...the ambigrams here are true / false and earth, air, fire, water...these, and other ambigrams, can be found on this site ...

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

(Some days that's about what my memory span is)

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Now you know everything!

no...i'm not depressed...far from it these days...i just love these lyrics...

Manic depression is touching my soul
I know what I want but I just don’t know
How to, go about gettin’ it
Feeling sweet feeling,
Drops from my fingers, fingers
Manic depression is catchin’ my soul

Woman so weary, the sweet cause in vain
You make love, you break love
It’s all the same
When it’s, when it’s over, mama
Music, sweet music
I wish I could caress, caress, caress
Manic depression is a frustrating mess

Well, I think I’ll go turn myself off,
And go on down
All the way down
Really ain’t no use in me hanging around
In your kinda scene

Music, sweet music
I wish I could caress, caress, caress
Manic depression is a frustrating mess

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there are few men (and women) who are not fascinated by the twin visual attractions which women carry before them and which they display with varying degrees of boldness or coyness...women are very clever at giving visual clues, often revealing a mesmerizing swelling and leaving the admirer's imagination to mentally picture the rest...

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it burns...it destroys...it kills...it keeps us warm...it cooks our food...its art...its in nature (like the fire lily below)...its uncontrollable...yet we find a way to control it...there are various colors of fire...and varying temperatures...but fire is fire...our eyes are instantly attracted to it...the discovery of making fire is considered one of the most important elements in the progression of humankind...have you ever just sat there in the dark and looked at a candle burn like i did earlier tonight? its so simple but it does so much...its beautiful...

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